The Daily Express be managin' t'find time t'write a brief feature about me an' some other less-conventional candidates today, in between their busy schedule o' slaggin' off Nick Clegg an' scarin' old people. Welcome t'those Express readers who be wishin' t'find out more! (Both o' ye.)

Belgravia today - an' it be one o' the few parts o' me constituency where most o' th' grand houses not be divided into many flats: so the strategy today be simply t' put me flyers through letterboxes. It be swift, efficient, an' I be havin' a whole wodge o' leaflets delivered! Tomorrow though, things be gettin' serious. Fer tomorrow be th' Hustings!