I be out leaflettin' today, an' who should I bump into but th' Tories! They be havin' a nice stall set up an' everythin'.

The man on th' left be th' Conservative candidate (an' MP since 2001) for me constituency. We be havin' a very brief chat, an' while I not be an expert in body language, I be gettin' a sense that he be thinkin' "get the prat with the duck away from me". That might just be me imagination though.